I’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
the noise I just made wasn’t pretty at all
my favorite line in all of cinematic history
i was never jealous of barbie’s body
i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend