no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up
(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Buzzfeed paying tribute to Sir Ian Mckellen and Sir Patrick Stewart’s Ultimate Bromance. :’)
can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000?
they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year
Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
I wanna die why the hell did I watch thIS